COFFEE, PROTEIN SHAKES
AND REAL FOOD
IN STA. CRUZ, LAGUNA

Fuel your workout, study session or coffee break, right across from the Laguna University Sports Complex.

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Free Wi-Fi · Air-conditioned seating · Parking out front

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Beastro at night under the moon, umbrellas, string lights and the Beast Challenge banner The Beastro entrance at night with the lit sign and an open door The coffee counter with rattan panels, plants and the Success Nutrition Facts sign Red brick wall with the pull-up bar, the round Beastro sign and the Beast Challenge rules The lounge with a grey sofa, stone wall and wooden tables Window bar with wooden stools and the Coffee, Protein, Chill decal The round mirror reflecting the brick wall, pull-up bar and dining area under the wood ceiling The Beastro sign glowing against a pink sunset sky

Walk in

  1. 01

    THE CORNER

    Fronting the Laguna University Sports Complex, left of Alfamart. Look for the lit sign and the brown umbrellas.

  2. 02

    COME IN

    Cold aircon, warm light, gym clothes welcome. The door says it: keep going.

  3. 03

    THE COUNTER

    Signature blend, premium matcha, Beast protein shakes and real food, made to order.

  4. 04

    THE BAR

    The pull-up bar by the counter. One Beast Challenge attempt a day. See the board →

  5. 05

    THE LOUNGE

    Sofa, board games and Wi-Fi. Take the table for as long as you need it.

  6. 06

    THE WINDOW

    For slow mornings, long days, and everything in between.

  7. 07

    THE DETAILS

    Brick, rattan and warm wood. Look around: the bar is never far away.

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    SEE YOU TONIGHT

    Open until 9 PM, 11 PM on Fridays and Saturdays. Look up for the sign.

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Inside Beastro: brick counter, cane chairs and the loungeWall prints reading Do More and Don't Quit above a wooden table

Why Beastro

A SMALL CAFÉ FOR THE PEOPLE WHO TRAIN, STUDY AND WORK NEARBY

Honest coffee, whey-boosted drinks and food that actually fills you up. Take the table for as long as you need it, come in your gym clothes, and if you feel like it, jump on the bar by the door.

Our story →

COFFEE, MATCHA & TEA

Signature blend hot or iced, premium matcha, real dark chocolate, fruit refreshers and a warm tea bar.

BEAST PROTEIN SERIES

Whey protein in 16 oz drinks, with creatine, peanut butter or an extra scoop on request.

FUEL MEALS & REAL FOOD

Rice with two eggs, quick bites, and snacks made to order.

Beast Card · free loyalty stamp card

₱130 OFF EVERY 9 STAMPS

Free to join with Google, no paper card, no app store. One stamp per ₱120, surprise Double Stamp Days and a ₱130 birthday credit.

  • ₱120 = 1 stamp
  • 9 stamps = ₱130 off any drink
  • Birthday credit
  • Double Stamp Days
Get my Beast Card →How it works

Beast Challenge

THINK YOU CAN HANG?

Pull-ups, chin-ups, push-ups or dead hang. One attempt a day: hit a tier and a voucher lands on your Beast Card, up to ₱60 off. Top the month and you're Beast of the Month.

House records · live

PULL-UPS—Up for grabs
CHIN-UPS—Up for grabs
PUSH-UPS—Up for grabs
DEAD HANG—Up for grabs
See the Beast Board →See the rules

The regulars

STUDENTS, TEAMS AND FAMILIES

Between classes, after training, on a Sunday. More photos and every Double Stamp Day go up on Instagram, Facebook and Threads.

A Laguna University team in the lounge after class Three friends on the sofa with drinks and Jenga Friends working on laptops over iced drinks A chocolate frappé by the window Friends taking a selfie by the door Two customers on laptops under the Do More prints Family and friends settled into the sofa corner Two guests at the window bar after training A group around the low table with coffee and matcha

Bad reviews at Beastro

THE COMPLAINTS ARE PILING UP

One star, every time. Playful reviews written by us, starring our real regulars. Want the honest ones? Read our Google reviews.

Playful one-star review by “Tiny Gym Critic”: Terrible idea bringing kids here. Mine found the pull-up bar and now thinks Beastro is a playground. Playful one-star review by “The Whole Squad”: Way too welcoming. Brought the whole squad and nobody wanted to go home. Playful one-star review by “Quick Catch-Up Victims”: Terrible place for a quick catch-up. We ordered one drink and somehow unlocked three more hours of stories. Playful one-star review by “Recovering Home Brewer”: Coffee was too good. My coffee at home tastes disappointing now. Playful one-star review by “Accidental Regular”: The staff remembered my order. Now I feel emotionally committed. Playful one-star review by “Anonymous Time Traveler”: Terrible place. Came for one coffee and somehow stayed for three hours. Playful one-star review by “Concerned Customer”: Came in for coffee. Left full, happy, and planning my next visit. Unacceptable. Playful one-star review by “Trying to Move On”: Ordered one drink. Now I think about it more than my responsibilities.
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Visit us

SITIO YAKAL, BRGY. LABUIN
STA. CRUZ, LAGUNA

In front of the Laguna University Sports Complex, to the left of Alfamart. Look for the lit sign and the brown umbrellas.

Tuesday – Thursday10AM – 9PM
Friday – Saturday10AM – 11PM
Sunday2PM – 9PM
MondayClosed · recharge day
Dine-inTakeoutFree Wi-FiAir-conditionedParkingCashGCashCardBoard games
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Beastro storefront at night